- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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