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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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