- Anti Joke

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.