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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

knock knock whos there? nobody

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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