What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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