- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Knock Knock. Doors open

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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