- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What is black and has no education A tire.

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