- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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