- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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