Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I have an erection My mom!

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I am a women

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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