- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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