- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Knock Knock? Come in.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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