- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

im telling maguire

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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