- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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