Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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