- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Ring Ring Hello? Click

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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