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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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