What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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2 black kids walk into school

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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