- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

If life gives you lemonade.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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