- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

sorry got to poo

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

whats hairy and crys your mom

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets Go Lakers!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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