What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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