- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

I was once a hamster.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

sweating like antoni with a girl

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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