Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What's up? Your time.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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