- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Vagina cream... end of story

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