- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Lets Go Lakers!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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