- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

ecks! why zee?

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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