- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Racial Equality

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

your face

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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