What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

why was the boy sad? because.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Immigration Laws

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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