The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

women's rights

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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