What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Cripples are lame.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Women's rights.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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