- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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