- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

I love you

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

I had a submarine.... once

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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