What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A hill billy went fishing

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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