A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Pianos.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Misner is a twat.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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