- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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