a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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