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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No