what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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