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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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