why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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