Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Hail Hitler

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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