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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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