what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Hey Shea

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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