- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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