- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

The truth is he loves her!!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

who is not good looking? mon morello

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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