What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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dyslexic's Untie

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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