what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Trump will make America great again.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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