Face Hunter is scum

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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