- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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