- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why can't february march Because april may

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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