- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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