What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

I'm going to Re-write History... History

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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