- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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