what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

homosexual

Blacks

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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