- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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