Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Abortion.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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hey justin

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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