- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Women's rights

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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