why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A French man gets into a fight

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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