- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

This is a random Anti joke.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

your life

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??