- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Nero, sure you are okay?

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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