- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Immigration Laws

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

SEX

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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