- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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