Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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