A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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