What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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