What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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