- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Immigration Laws

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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