Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Penis

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Anti Joke

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