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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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