- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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