- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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