What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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João Duarte reads this.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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