What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Click here to end the world.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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