What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Anti Joke

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