Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Im gay What about you

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What black and has children A black man

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What does water smell like? water.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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