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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

jd and zach loves vigina

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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