what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

European on my shoes, buddy.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

hey justin

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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