A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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No it doesnt..

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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