Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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